March 16, 2007: Flashback to the Falsies

As I was typing along for the next blog entry, I forgot to mention a funny little occurrence on the night of March 16th. While we were at the Spanish tapas place, Ms. Kitty and I used the ladies room prior to going to the bar that was a few steps away (scroll down to read that part if you missed it). And as you know, women must use the loo in pairs and/or groups and must “powder our noses” to look pretty. So, it was here that the spoken line of the night was uttered, in the ladies loo by none other than Ms. Kitty. As we were checking our hair, makeup and such, Ms. Kitty looks right at me and says, “can you put my boobs in your purse?” as she hands me her falsies in the bathroom. Yes folks, Ms. Kitty reached in, pulled out the falsies and handed me her foam boobs. I guess she was tired of wearing them. To add to the hilarity, she adds, “I’m to f*cking cheap to spring for the $65 chicken cutlets.” For those of you not “in-the-know” chicken cutlets are the rubberized falsies that are a bit more pricey and fit better in bras. Of course there were two other women in the loo at the same time that started laughing at this whole scene. No, there are no photos of this event, sorry. And yes, the moral of the story is this: add a little alcohol and the boobs come out. Yes, Quite……